A 41-year-old won the lotto for $3 million on Friday, and immediately began to plan her job exit…but she wanted to go out with a BANG!
“I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippo/chettah dropping a massive poo on my desk, the woman’s boss recalled. “She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud=masked monkey sliming out of her butt like a play-doh factory.”
“It was worth it. On Friday when I realized I hit the lotto, I knew this would be the first thing I would do,” the woman admitted. I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shit for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.”
We can’t imagine the amount of fines she’s going to be charged with, seeing as she’s a new found millionaire. Let’s hope that poop was worth every penny!