“Slap It” is a light that takes after a gluteus maximus. It is the light we’ve all been sitting tight for.
As indicated by their site, you can “Slap it, pinch it or gently squeeze this tantalising tactile bottom to turn it on, diffusing a warm glow to light up your room.”
Simply slap that ass and it lights up.
We thought you would.
There’s also a dial on the butt that allows you to choose between 10 different butt colors.
I wouldn’t want to taste that rainbow.
The only warning on the site is this…
Butt lamps for all!
…just wanted to write “butt” again.